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Comment Vulture

A person who will go under another person's comments and try to gain notoriety. This can be either in the form of straight-up self-promotion or trying to sneakily redirect people to their social media. There are many form factors of doing this and a multitude of ways to do this.

Example:

(Person commenting under post): "No cap i make better content then 'insert influencer' and will always!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "I love this video and it relates to me, my mother recently died of cancer and this video helps me cope with it thanks so much"

(Person 2 Reply): "Yo guys i just posted my new song and its the most fire thing you will ever hear!"
That guy is a comment vulture no one respects him and he has no family, friends, or anything to live for in life.
Comment Vulture by TommyNFG March 8, 2022
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Space Comma 

Space Comma is a satirical taunt demonstrating the poor use of grammar that flat Earth believers frequently use on comment threads on internet message boards.

It has become a very well known joke among the community and is used when quoting a flat Earther who has typed a space before a comma punctuation mark.
"Show me the curve Space Comma oh you can't Space Comma so the Earth is obviously flat."
Space Comma by Keito Gemini August 8, 2019

Comment of 1/6/23 

Ace’s comment on 1/6/23
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
I: It’s the comment of 1/6/23
J: ?
I: Ace’s comment on J’s page (Not you of course)
J: *visible confusion*

Commanties 

It is the female version of Going Commando Or A woman who is not wearing underwear.
Susie doesn't have any panty lines. she must be going commanties.
Commanties by Weinerdog68/DGeorge January 19, 2013

underrated comment 

*clever comment with thousands of upvotes*
underrated comment”
underrated comment by pqalmz November 1, 2020

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015