CPOMM is abbreviation for Caneyhead Princess Old Maid Mandy. Caneyhead and Princess is defined herein, Old Maid is defined herein as definition #3, and Mandy is just plain old Mandy. CPOMM will attempt to deflect this acronym, by skewing boundaries and projecting blame. They are known to religiously follow Nascar and root for the 48 car. When cornered they will spew profanities and often exhibit obscene physical imagery in attempt to create conflict.
Hey CPOMM when you gonna find a man?
by AJohnDoe October 19, 2010