Top Definition
A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.
"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"
by Josef6000 August 07, 2005

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