cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 5, 2003
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Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.
A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!
by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022
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