A native Australian who has had the unfortunate upbringing of uncultured parents - who thought a gourmet meal consisted of a can of Heinz spaghetti or baked beans or the primary source of ham was a can of Spam.
"Look at that Can Eater - he's eating a Spam sandwich for lunch hahaha"
"Fucking Can Eaters - wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it slapped them in the face"
"Haha - that Can Eater had spaghetti last night - a tin of SPC!"
"I'm not a Can Eater dude - my mum made the Spaghetti and sauce fresh"
"Fucking Can Eaters - wouldn't know a gourmet meal if it slapped them in the face"
"Haha - that Can Eater had spaghetti last night - a tin of SPC!"
"I'm not a Can Eater dude - my mum made the Spaghetti and sauce fresh"
by KONAMI CHEAT September 9, 2014