(verb): The act of laughing so hard that one sneezes onto oneself.
Oh man, that joke was so funny, I was about to caffrey myself.

Dude, I'm so embarassed! I just caffreyed in the middle of his stand-up!
by Slownstyle January 17, 2009
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Caffrey: A person that will make u barf out hotdogs u just ate 4 lunch.
Eww!..I just caffreyed myself
by Caffrey's derp December 7, 2016
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in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.
billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot
by codiiiii August 24, 2010
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While playing 10 cup beer pong, the Caffrey Cup is the cup in the exact middle of the rack. It came about in late 2007 when a young beer pong talent by the name of Sean Caffrey had a tendancy to hit the middle cup every first shot.

Some also say the sinking of the Caffrey cup on the first shot is the premonition of a guarenteed win, but that is debatable
--Dude, you hit the Caffrey cup every fuckin time.
--That's why they named it after me man.
by Anonymous-Plattsburgh, NY March 4, 2008
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An Irish beer that tast smooth.
Oh last night I had the best beer Caffrey's Ale .

One cool Caffrey on a long summer night!
by OneCrazyRabbit March 12, 2020
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Adam Caffrey is a YouTube star that only started he is beginning to get subscribers but is still low.

He is very sexy and gets all the girls. He is 12 and good friends with ayeitzanto/antony and scoot central/kyle Tate
by Boooooqwee July 2, 2017
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