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1.
Eye wear that protects your eyes but provides limited vision due to the fact that your head is up your own posterior. Wearing of Byronoculars is found to severely limit judgment and taste when it comes to fine Irish Artists.
Hey Steve, your partner in crime must be wearing his Byronoculars again because he is erroneously and maladroitly insulting one of the greatest leadsingers of all time.
by Stephen King Jr. November 27, 2007