by Seth K April 11, 2018
The act of lubricating your veiny, girthy shaft with a melted, moist ©Land O Lakes stick of butter and proceeding to stuffing your buttered-up cock into that tight vagina (starchy sex is the best sex).
In order to bring some much needed life into our marriage, I surprised my wife with the good ol' Wisconsin Buttery.
by HugeBallGirth February 26, 2016
When ones partner gets two sticks of butter and inserts one into the anus and uses the second stick of butter as lubricant for a handjob.
by BerserkBun February 25, 2015
A buttery Poptart is when a girl takes a shit, does not wipe, and then gets fucked in the asshole with a lubricated dick, so when the man pulls out, his dick looks like a chocolate poptart with butter on it.
by LittleBIGloverX November 18, 2015
by Credit Recovery January 25, 2017
The sexually charged positive EMOTION males receive when they have not ejaculated for an extended period of time. When said male does ejaculate, the final product is referred to as "Nutter Butter." The term is derived from the slang term "Busting a Nut" and that lovable food item: peanut butter.
by Rusty-Spoon January 10, 2010
"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"
by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008