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What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks
Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."

Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."

Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."
by rocket chic January 19, 2013
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