it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.
Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.