all the while the bus driver in the front screeches to a halt then accelerates then screeches to a halt thus a piledriver effect is achieved but in a bus *warning- do not try this at home or on the school bus*
Usually called Harry
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!
2)Dog's encapsulated in obese human costumes, that drive buses, and never stop nagging for food.
2)"I still don't under stand how the busdriver can still afford all of the fritolays chips."
3)"Good thing the busdriver can't fit through the isle way."
4)"Tony, did you bring any dog treats in your backpack today. The busdriver is barking again"
5)"Yes! Our substitute busdriver can't see over his stomach!"