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A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.
by Connie Quiffer May 20, 2006
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