A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!
BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?
BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.
BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?
BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.
BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
by grubbly plank September 27, 2007
SCENARIO 1:
BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"
MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"
BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"
SCENARIO 2
BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"
MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"
BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"
SCENARIO 2
BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
by chemical_milo June 5, 2005