Whilst engaged in anal or vaginal sexual intercourse, the man heats a pipe up until its red hot. He places his penis in one end, and gently pushes the other end into the woman's cooter or rectum. The man continues to have sexual intercourse, and when he ejaculates, he funnels it into his hole of choice.
"Hey Honey can I give you a Burning Mudslide?"
"Remember last time Frank! I got third degree burns, I don't think its such a good idea, hun."
"Now run before I give you a Burning Mudslide"
"You do not know pleasure after you engage in a Burning Mudslide."