Bum Garden 

A distinct patch of hair growing around the lower back above the bottom.

Why don't you wax your bum garden.

Bum Garden by Rojosdelosaltos January 4, 2009

randy bum-gardener 

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

randy bum-gardener by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

bum gardner 

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

bum gardner by tim gadd April 25, 2005

Bum Gardner 

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.

"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"

Bum Gardner by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006

Bumgardner 

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

Bumgardner by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009

Bumgardener 

A very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad goalie, but especially in hockey.

"Did you see that goal the goalie just let by?"

"I know dude, that goalie is a siv."

"Worse, dude; he's a bumgardener."

Bumgardener by DPICKLZ December 16, 2008