Male Bulckens are typically sweet at first and then turn into the biggest assholes you will ever see. Most of the time they will string you along until you fall in love. If they get you pregnant, they will beat the shit out of you if you don't get an abortion. Do not be sucked in by a Bulcken's massive penis, and they way he looks in his Marine Corps uniform; you will get hurt. You will be so jaded you will never want to date again.
Girl: What's wrong??

Girl 2: My ex was a Bulcken.
by jadedexlover October 29, 2009
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