Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.
by Jyynx September 27, 2006
While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
by NatraLee February 17, 2015
by Jyynx September 21, 2006
by Jyynx September 25, 2006
The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 16, 2009
by Professor Hyram Blitz May 14, 2006
A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.
Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
by BertGregor June 12, 2008