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1.
The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.
Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one
by foundation982 June 18, 2009
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2.
1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area
Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting
by ubwd guy September 06, 2010
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