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brown snatch 

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.
"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."
brown snatch by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Brown Satchel 

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.
Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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Brown Satchel by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012