Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."
by WhereMuhBeer June 30, 2011
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A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter
Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!
by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015
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Joshua Brown Law is a State of Georgia law enacted in 2007 changing the class D driver's license requirements for teen drivers. A teen driver must have a Class Instructional Permit, 40 hours day, 6 hours night experience in driving, and withheld a Class CP Instructional Permit for 12 Months and a Day...
Joshua Brown Law is the reason why I have to wait ONE YEAR and a DAY for my license... and IM A SENIOR! So unconventional!!
by Demonator September 5, 2012
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