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The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo. Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes. A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo. "I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."
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