An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.