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The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop
Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton
by Mark T. Maki November 06, 2010