Top Definition
He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.
Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven
by NerdVernacular August 15, 2006
A. A pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.

B. A pink wine served at a brodown.

C. A pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.

D. All of the above.
Let's chill and have some brosé tonight.

or:

"Are you going to the brodown?"
"Yeah, and I'm bringing the brosé."

or:

I like the Peyrassol so much it's not just a rosé, it's a brosé.
by cup.half.full June 10, 2011
The Mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a Spanish-speaking country
Man 1: "Hey broseph!"

Man 2: "No hablo Inglés.."

Man 1: "Oh...Hola Brosé"
by glitchinthemind May 18, 2011
alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph
what u been up to lately broseph? I hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.
by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010
Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.

Not to be confused with broetry.
Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.
by CowManCheeseBall February 28, 2014
A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."
Dude, the Cubs finally won another World Series. Thanks for the half-a-dozen Broses!
by SnugglesKnucklecock April 25, 2011
Similar to any form of prose, but directly or tangentially related to bros.
Yo did you read that new Tucker Max book? Some of the best brose I've read in a while.
by bmic March 27, 2013

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