Beautiful, sweet woman of superior intellect, who is also a nuclear weapon in bed. Now the definition of the perfect girlfriend.
"When we had thermonuclear sex I knew she wasn't just another Frazetta goddess, she was a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"
by alwr October 7, 2022
brooklyn is a good person and she is smart and caring she also loves roblox she is very nice and aesthetically pleasing she is very nice to people and when she’s in drama she says “peace out
by Dasiaandbrook November 2, 2020
sc: brooklessthan3
by babahalalaosd April 11, 2022
by Jesse Morrison October 16, 2020
Brooklyn - where do we start. There have been allegations of her having stds , after reading this definition I’ll let you be a judge of that . Brooklyn Has a weird thing for licking hobos, Infact she’s been seen in the woods near her house mingling with the hobos. Her laugh is comparable to a donkey on helium , expect some tears. One of her favourite pass times includes some questionable acts including seeds while inside an airplane bathroom- I’ll leave it at that 😳Some of her best insults include calling others “Taylor swift wannabes” , or “Jake Paul wannabes “ be aware as she will steal your mommy and daddy. One of her nicknames is “daddy’s little angel” other nicknames include “the shankstress “ after one of her old flames- Shanky . She has been seen drinking an unhealthy amount of tea- some have said vomit inducing . Brooklyn’s tend to be quite clumsy, we recommend wrapping them in bubble wrap. Brooklyn’s just some stupid vegetarian . Oh yeah and did we mention she’s gay?
by Thatscottishogregirl September 19, 2020
A young lady that looks pretty but her eyebrows are fucking homly she hates her house and lives with her mom
by Troyboiiiioo March 3, 2019