broner

1.the act of getting a boner at the same time as your best friend. and then convientely letting them know that you have a boner via text.

best friend 1: Hey man whats up
best friend 2: my dick
best friend 1: thats a coincidence so is mine
best friend 2: we got a broner going on!!

by mystery_man69 November 18, 2011

Broner

When you're hanging out with your friends, and one of them causes you to pop a boner unexpectedly.

"Yeah I was hanging out with mark and he gave me a broner. But we're all friends so its not gay"

by Acidpepper February 10, 2018

Broner

When a straight dude gets an erection around other straight dudes.

Dude#1: Dude, I got a total broner at last night ball game.

Dude#2: Fag!

by ADD'EM June 4, 2017

Broner

When Bros get boners talking about particularly broey things like autocross, craft beer, golf, football or the good ol' days of high school.

Anytime a dude gets excited while starting a sentence with "in high school" or talks about his football team - his broner is present.

by Number One Dick Sucker September 15, 2018

broner

when you get a boner for the boys

bro 1: I'm starting to get a broner for you dude
bro 2: its okay dude, iv had a broner for you all night

by derpycat101 March 31, 2020

Broner

Having an erection while being with your buddies.

Jack is currently having a broner for no reason.

by Barack Oshizzle March 15, 2014

Broner

When you cuddle your bro a little too hard, and give yourself a boner, except it's no homo. Broners are very powerful, so be careful, dude.

Man, is that an erection you got there, Kyle?

Lol no I'm not gay, it's just a broner.

Man, what a perfect opportunity! Can I give you a brojob?

Of course! No homo.

by Belicfan40004 September 1, 2019