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Veense Brommer 

The Veense Brommer is a sexual act derived form the Netherlands, specifically the city of Veenendaal. The act consists of lubing up the anus of your partner, then inserting your thumb in it. After this is done you make the movement you would make when sitting on a 'brommer' (= Dutch word for moped). This twisting motion is allegedly very pleasurable for the partner in question.
"Hey man, did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?" "Yeah i did gave her a Veense Brommer and she really enjoyed it."
Veense Brommer by Oinkiedooda January 10, 2023
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A morbidly obese, extremely unattractive, sexually overactive without standard, uneducated Female with horrible hygiene, who in every way embodies ignorance, ugliness, and putresence.
"Jesus Christ, I'm telling you Bob, the Bremmello that lives in thatTrailer over there is nastier than a dumpster filled with puss and rotten seafood.

"Dude, this Half Ton Bremmello about ran me over with her Hover-Round at Walmart today. "

Hey LieutenantSean, my friend just got out of Jail and hasn't had sex with a Woman in 17 years, he needs to get laid right now; Do you know how to get ahold of that nasty Bremmello Stephanie? You know, that beast of a woman who used to fuck all her Son friends from the Trailer park?
bremmello by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016
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brummelled 

the act of totally destroying an extremely small amount of alcohol and claiming it was praiseworthy.
dude, i totally brummelled that six pack last night
brummelled by timmahhyy September 30, 2006

Van Bommeled 

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.
I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.
Van Bommeled by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018

Van Bommeled 

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.
'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!
Van Bommeled by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

Bromeleon 

A Bromeleon, commonly known as bro, is another name for the sort of person who listens to the same music as everybody else, wears the same clothes, says "whats up bro", and by instinct, just tries to blend in with the rest of the crowd. Kind of like a chameleon but browise.
Terri: Dude, kegger at my house bro, tons of chicks, lots of lil' wayne, yeager bombs up the ying yang . And can you say beer pong?

Ken: Bro!, all I'm sayin is I hope you got your fade.

Terri: Fade and a popped collar!

Sid (in his head): Total bromeleons
Bromeleon by boombaprapattack August 25, 2010

Jack Broomell 

1. (V); The godliest of gods; The manliest of men; The Baconest of Bacon Strips. No one doubts that he is forever Broomelled; No one questions his ability to consume Bacon. Chuck Norris takes Broomelling advice from Jack Broomell. Ever been to the gym with Jack Broomell? He out Broomells everyone there, past, present and future. Everyone should aspire to be as Broomelled as this guy.

2. (N); Jack Broomell.

3. (N); John Broomell.
1. "Jack Broomell is my hero."
Jack Broomell by Simpsooooon May 31, 2011