Top Definition
A broken or damaged Nokia phone. Widely considered as mythical and nonexistent, as Nokia phones cannot be destroyed.

Not to be confused with another urban legend the Bro-Kia, a Kia car for your bros, as most avoid the humiliation of being seen in a Kia. Seriously. Don't drive a Kia.
Guy 1: Have you ever seen a Brokia?

Guy 2: Yeah, I saw last summer when I saw the Loch Ness Monster.

Guy 1: Is the sarcasm really necessary?

Guy 2: Is driving a Kia really necessary? Seriously, just take the bus.
by TheRealJLike January 12, 2013

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