Typically followed up with:
"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"
or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"
Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."
PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*
OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "