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The equivalent of a brotaco. Somebody who deserves more than just the word bro or just a better way to call somebody a bro.
Me and him are hella cool, he's my broito.
Broito by Dekta June 28, 2011
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Broritos 

A type of nacho cheese flavored snack chip, as well as the main motivation behind the video game Mad Snacks Yo, as seen in the webcomic Homestuck.

They are perfect for "getting some way rude hunger under control."
Sweet Bro: Yo dog, I got some way rude hunger.

Hella Jeff: No prob, bro, I got some Broritos.
Broritos by TheUltamate August 20, 2010

Broditch 

To ditch your fellow bros in companionship for the female gender
My best friend Mark thinks that he can broditch me for his new girl on saturday.
Broditch by kelly99657 February 12, 2009
A close friend or person, especially one that is very bold.
“Hey, want to go bowling this weekend?”
Sounds good brocito!”
Bro-d-o

The event in which there are no females present, it could be at a party, going to the mall, or just hanging out, nothing but some dudes, no chicas. sausage fest
Hey dudes whats up, where are all the ladies?
Im not gonna lie to you, this is gonna be a Brodio.
Brodio by slambob January 27, 2007
It is a common thought that in rodeo the bull or bronc's testicles are tied up using a flank strap to get it to buck. Similarily a Brodieo is a guy who has his testicles tied up and under the control of his significant other to the point where it is questionable whether or not he even has any testicles at all. A guy that is a Brodieo will do things that are overly romantic and is a complete kiss ass to his girl. He will bend over backwards so that she does not have to lift a finger and risk breaking a nail.
Have you seen Matts facebook status posts? Everyday he says something about being so happy to start a lifelong journey of love with Lisa. He is such a Brodieo. I can't even handle how sappy he is!
Brodieo by D HOUSE August 6, 2011