Really fat, ugly, flaming homosexual with a really skanky beard. He is 32 with grayish hair and is severly balding. He speaks with the voice of a five year old and when you are in his vicinity it is recommended that your butthole is taped up. If you are 5 feet away from him you automatically turn homosexual.
Clayton: Ohh no!! Braden watch out! If you get any closer to Mr. Taylor you will become gay like me!!!!