Scrotally well-endowed (male) naked mole-rat, with a penchant for polarbears. Scrotum is often utilised as a shelter in poor weather, and pulled over the entire body to coccoon said mole rat. Mates rarely and with great brevity.
Check out that Brewski, using his gigantic scrotum as a sail to cross open waters, an unattractive, yet ingenious beast.
What you call multiple beers if a) you're cluelessly still living in the 1980's; b) ironically pretending you're in an 80's teenage T&A film to underline that your life experience completely revolves around what you have watched on television.
If a) then cut that mullet. If b) no-one thinks you're cool, so stop it. Stop it right now.
"Dude... totally rad kegger. Pass the brewskis. Cowabunga! Is that Gary and Wyatt? Let's kick their butts!"