Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.
Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?
GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!
Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!