Brett is a kid with a tiny penis who scooters with 10 year olds on his free time. He enjoys the mutilation of babies with granny panties on there heads. He goes to Tijuana on his free time to bang wolf pussy. He uses penis pumps on his dogs and has an "ejaculation blanket" that he spews all his man juice on. He was the main suspect of a case including him and a 49 year old man from Pittsburgh back in 1999. Alfred Tucker, who was, at the time, a successful businessman and philanthropist who had a master's degree in Business Economics and had a beautiful wife from downtown Walnut Creek, was found dead in a random tenement in uptown Oakland. His mouth was full of semen, foam, shampoo bars, and dildos. His asshole was full of diapers, which reeked of rotten potatoes. Anyway, back to the fucking story. Brett ended up having sex with a monkey and his mom became a prostitute. The end.
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An extremely attractive American male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a brett.
A truely amazing boy who is the best listener. Is always a sweetheart and can make anyone smile!
When I was upset he was such a Brett and helped me out a lot!
a very seductive male. usually very attractive. everyone wants him. most amazing guy you will ever meet.
daaamn. look at that brett.
only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. once you get with him, never ever let him go. you will regret it and wish you could go back in time. he sooo adorable, very funny, very smart, good at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. he is loved by many, and always will be. <3
p1:heyy, whats the matter?
p2:oh nothing, just thinking about how i love brett
p1:yeah me too
; a person you can tell anything to, someone who will make you laugh when you want to cry; someone who thinks they have no one when really everyone cares about them; not judgemental; doesn't let stuff get to him; laughs at himself; underestimated
; most likely plays a sport like baseball
and just happens to be great
at it; all around amazing
kid who doesn't get enough credit from himself or other people.
p1: do you know brett?
p2: yeah, he's only the coolest person i've ever met.
a male who is well known amongst his friends as a womanizer and has a huge inflated ego. But he is also goonishly handsome and a blast to hang out with. As long as you dont fall for him you will be fine...but good luck with that cuz he is just so charismatic. Once you do fall for a Brett you will never be able to look at another guy the same way.
I talked to Brett for almost 8.5 hours last night online!!!
Brett hates to lose, and excessively use the word "oh". Brett can be sweet when he wants to be, but is quite sneaky. One good thing about Brett is he looks amazing in a towel. Brett may also go by the name killer or dear.
Wow, did you see Brett in that towel?!!?