Bret Michaels

20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.

Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.

Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.

Bret Michaels by RouxRoux February 24, 2009

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Bret Michaels

Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.

Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."

Bret Michaels by Teala007 August 4, 2007

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Bret Michaels

A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.

Oh my God, is that Bret Michaels? I thought for sure he would have put his head in an oven by now!!

Bret Michaels by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007

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Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday

You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.

Bret Michaels Sunday by Original Member of the Bret Michaels Sunday March 3, 2008

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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