1. A Bread Lady is when somthing is not funny but when trying to tell it you cant stop laughing at it because it is so stupid, ruinign the joke.
2. When a person says "No because you just squished the bread and you are not even sorry" in response to a child wanting a candy bar.
Look look over there it is the bread lady!
Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.
When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady