The Bradfield Permutation 

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

The Bradfield Permutation by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

james dean bradfield 

the singer & guitarist of the welsh rock band, Manic Street Preachers. he’s 5ft 5 1/2 tall. wore a black balaclava while performing on top of the pops, bringing in a mass amount of complaints.

Look! It’s James Dean Bradfield of the Manics!

james dean bradfield by motownjunk December 21, 2020

James Dean Bradfield 

Really count underrated as a vocalist and guitarist
YEAHH he was the frontman of Manic Street Preachers band
I love james very very much, thank u xx

james dean bradfield is cool

James Dean Bradfield by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

Pull a Barefield

To disappear so completely and suddenly from a social gathering without anyone realizing it that even your closest friends aren't sure you were ever really there. May also refer to never answering calls, emails or texts for the purpose of not having any fun of any kind with friends to concentrate solely on school or work.

- "Dude, I swear Lisa was right here next to me just a second ago."
- "Don't worry, you're not going crazy; she's been known to pull a barefield at every party she goes to."

I've been trying to get a hold of Dave for weeks to hang out, but with the MCAT coming up, he's been pulling one heck of a barefield on me.

Pull a Barefield by pouringsunny June 10, 2011

Barfield Classic 

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.

Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.

Barfield Classic by RandomShitter February 10, 2021

Bayfield 

A small town in Northern Wisconsin where kids must date non-locals in search for someone who is not related to them.

Out of town friend: That girl over there is hot, why don't you ask her out?
Bayfield student: Fuck no! She's my cousin!

Bayfield by Ba_nay_nay March 24, 2009

bromfield

public school in Harvard that has drug problems, sets trash cans and boxes on fire, pees all over the juul room floor, and writes swastikas and bomb threats in the bathroom. oh yea and they’re pretty good at soccer.

“there’s no kid like a Bromfield kid”

bromfield by soc26 June 23, 2018