A wealthy functionaire in West Africa, specifically Benin, who drinks petite Guinnesses, whilst talking loudly on a cellular phone - which is usually on speaker - and has exceptionally good nocturnal vision. This individual usually is adverse to water.
I was walking down the road when Spenny, the local bouffcat, was speaking exceptionally loudly on his phone as he sipped on that sweet, sweet Nigerian Guinness.
by CKP, Esq. April 12, 2013