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bowerman rule 

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.
- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.
bowerman rule by ocon April 8, 2007

bothermant 

1) n. a person, object, or thought that gets you hot and bothered

2) n. fetish
"To me, panties are my biggest bothermant"

"True, Nick McCarthy is hot, but Alex Kapranos is more of a botherment"
bothermant by Ali Butz April 30, 2008
When you are drinking in the garage and decide to pull out some nudes of your girlfriend from the 70’s to show your buddies forgetting that there is one of you with your hands on your waist at full mast hence getting you the nickname “bonerman”
I went to a rager at Johns last night and saw a picture of his of his boner man... “bonerman”
bonerman by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019

Bonermania 

A party where you run wild through the house with a hardon in your hand
One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania
Bonermania by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011

Bokerman 

a typical person until they get 4 beers in their system. Then they turn into a zombie that will creep out the whole room and want your brains. Doesn't feel emotion and whose body moves slowly towards woman that don't want him near.
Typical conversation about a Bokerman:
guy 1: Oh shit looks like we got ourselves a Bokermann
guy 2: Yeah he hasn't said a word in an hour and he keeps staring at that chick

chick 1: What's wrong with him? Stop starring!
Bokerman by Cookie Monster1234 February 3, 2010
He is such a Boerman
boerman by Madaboe September 14, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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