Minutes before sex, eat some Exlax, bran, and drink Mountain Dew. Shortley thereafter, when you are buttblasting some trim (or other dude, I guess, if you are a homo - no offense), you pull out quickly. You then blow monkey-style butt mud on your lady. After she shits herself (literally), you make up a vague excuse that you are a network rendering guy, and it just happened - your bad.
Gary, I gave that piece of trim a Boston Backburner last night. She shit, and I am not getting ass tonight. Oh well, I have a bunch of rendering work to do.
by JackAssPounder_69 November 09, 2007