A place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. Although appearing intriguing from the outside, with Macy's and Home Goods signs for the women, Fun Space signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. If the deep, monotone voice isn't enough to crumble your soul, then the multitude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.
Child- "Mommy, can we go to Borges Slaughterhouse this weekend? I want to play in the ball pit."
Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."
Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."
by Maximus Prime Pentakropski III January 18, 2011