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The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"
Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"
by TheFush March 24, 2011