Blingleberry 

Like the term "dingleberry" which denotes a piece of shit or toilet paper that sticks to your ass hair. A "Blingleberry" is a piece of shit that is always hanging around (or on your ass), but has a great facade. Lots of labels, tech gadgets, great friends (bling) and not much else.

That blingleberry has on $600.00 jeans but stuck me with the check for dinner because he's "broke".

Blingleberry by Gustae October 18, 2008

Bungleberry 

1. A resin from fecal matter and underwear lint that hardens into a crusty mass around the rim of the anus. The mass often resembles tiny dingleberries massed together in bunches.

2. Crusy Anus berries when picked and smoked gives a euphoric high and intense visuals. Warning: may cause vomiting or retching from bio-flavonoids

Would you mind scraping my bungleberries for some fresh bungleberry pie?

Bungleberry by Brad Dixon April 3, 2008

bingleberry 

A technically inept person.

You bingleberry, you downloaded the wrong driver!

bingleberry by funky_man November 3, 2013

bingleberry 

A booger stuck to the end of a loose nose hair. Similar to dingleberry, but for boogers.

My girlfriend pulled a loose nose hair out of my nose and got a bingleberry.

bingleberry by OneEyeClosed December 31, 2013

Dr. Bingleberry 

The man who single handed ly cured monkitis. He is also kind, benovelent and enigmatic. Make sure to keep your doors locked when he is near as when he makes it to your office, he won't leave and doesn't appear on door lights.

"No way bro, it's Dr. Bingleberry!"
"take your shizorphrenia pills talen.

Dr. Bingleberry by LORD BANUNKEY February 6, 2022

Bungleberry 

A sex act whereby the giver's mouth creates an air-tight lock on the area between a man's testicles and his anus, sucking acutely so as to leave a concentrated patch of burst blood-vessels resembling a hickey.

Furthermore, the female adaptation of said act whereby the giver creates aforementioned vacuum seal around the area of a woman's vagina and anus, in order to create an irritated patch of skin, is most commonly known as a Squash-Blossom.

1. (male) "Hey bruh, that PYT I picked up from the club last night totally gave me a bungleberry before AND after I got it in."
"That's amazing bruh! You better lock it down quick."

2. (female) "Hey honey, seeing as it's my birthday, it would be really sweet of you to go downtown tonight."
"But baby, isn't it around that time of the month? Could I just take a rain-check and give you a nice affectionate Squash-Blossom instead?"

Bungleberry by Richard Lips March 11, 2012

blingleberry 

Someone who holds on to once flashy or technologically advanced long after it has become passe or outmoded.

I can't believe Sharon still wears that Trucker Hat. That's one blingleberry that won't shake loose!

blingleberry by rameses2 August 5, 2008