bookyanka 

bookyanka means someone that likes books and reads and read loads of them all the time.

a nerd, bookworm bookyanka

bookyanka by number1_is_number1! April 26, 2009

bootwanker 

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

bootwanker by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

bootwanker 

a guy who has been caught on many occassions shagging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items AKA Rob

"dude robs such a bootwanker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender"

bootwanker by *~*psghetti et fleur February 3, 2005

Bookwanker 

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018

Boofwank 

Boofwank is a word used to describe something trash, gay, poop or shitty as fuck.

"Man Grace is so fuckin' hot but shes a superskank with a whole arbys tripple decker sandwich between her legs, shits boofwank G." Or "Are you Boofwank or are you boof gangsta?."

Boofwank by EastCoastMafia May 14, 2019