Book Alarm 

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

Book Alarm by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

Bookalarge 

A friend that is very large

"Hey, Bookalarge! Do you want to go eat with me?"

Bookalarge by SuperGargantuan March 14, 2025