boytarded 

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

boytarded by Kacie Lyn January 1, 2009

mongtarded 

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.

that guy is so mongtarded

mongtarded by Deto123 May 18, 2011

Bongtard

Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.

"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"

"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"

Bongtard by Hi_My_Name_is_PEGGY! December 18, 2011

boytarded 

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

boytarded by Chancellor October 2, 2007

botarded 

(adjective) Showing phenomenally poor qualities; especially intelligence, taste, or character; lacking any redeeming features whatsoever.

guy: "Haha, look -- this flier says 'Apply today for positions in biotch!"
girl: "That's bio-tech, you idiot. How can you be so botarded?"

botarded by j² January 13, 2006

boytarded 

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, why can't i get a man who can give me what i want?

First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

boytarded by Joshua M. Martin December 15, 2008

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007