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When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.
I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.
by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011
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a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie
that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*
by patriciaisthetits. July 26, 2009
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Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.
Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.
by GhostWarriorDong October 02, 2013
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