A water-logged planet in which there lies many oil drills. These drills are responsible for extracting large amounts of molten ranch typically used in the act of Banching.
Man Bonch is such a cool planet, I wonder what the ranch is used for.

You don't want to know...
by Thebanchmaster May 1, 2022
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Like, whatever, dude.
Literally means anything you want it to. Can mean babe, or bitch. Has got to start with a "b", however.
Dude 1: Hey u see that bonch over there?
Dude 2: Nope, because bonch has no specific meaning and is a social construct.
Dude 1: That is so far outttt, duuuude
Dude 2: yee
by peterlexyah September 19, 2018
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Bonch is a term used to describe the liquid that collects in the bottom of a full garbage bag. Used by those who work in the food service, parks and recreation, custodial services, or other such industries where changing out garbage bags is a common task. Also used with modifiers to describe the main constituent of the liquid (see below).
When I was changing out trash cans at the waterfront, I tore a hole in a bag and dripped bonch all over my pants.

Get that sack of empties out of here! I don't want beer-bonch leaking all over the carpet!
by CoK Parks n Rec September 13, 2010
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A bonch is the thick Trail of hair that goes from the back of the neck to the front of the pussy commonly found on Puerto Rican women
Dam destiny has a thick bonch that bitch is hairy
by cotton i joe December 20, 2016
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A kids way of saying bitch or you just misspelled bitch idk dumbass
Omg mia and Bonnie are such bonchs
by Fuckyoubonnie August 2, 2021
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It is a direct way of saying the classic insult "bitch". It is used mainly in text slang but it can be used day to day
"You're such a bonch"
by Pasta is my champ February 16, 2018
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