Bogard

1. Someone who refuses to share a joint that they didn't buy
2. An extremely selfish individual
3.*rare* A douche bag (typically fat) who points out others' flaws without acknowledging their own

Share the green, quit being a Bogard

by Cali Daniel January 17, 2011

bogard

v. To move, behave, or act with bold selfishness, especially in a way that demonstrates disregard to the rights of others nearby.

What are you doing? You can't just bogard-you've got to wait your turn like everyone else. Don't you see the long line of people waiting to get in?

by U-Streeter August 4, 2008

bogard

to hog a joint while others are waiting to take a toke.

Don't bogard that joint, my friend, pass it over to me.

by Slomo Spleefhogger September 7, 2005

bogards

Real Treacherous Niggas

Don't worry Don I got some real Bogards coming in from New York. So there won't be no trouble.

by Stova December 22, 2007

bogard

The act of being a selfish whore that is not sharing.

Bumble Bee is bogarding all of the jiffy lube and octomus prime can't mastrobate.

by asspounder February 19, 2010

bogarde

Bogarde is that terribly gauche way of describing things that try too hard to be BOhemian and/or avant GARDE.

Reportedly common amongst Hoxtonites (London) -- So and so bar is sooo bogarde.

by mark0 April 29, 2005

bogard

something that is bogus

that slurpus from 7-eleven is bogard.

by sexual_helon April 29, 2009