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Kansas State School Board 

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!
Kansas State School Board 1999.

Skate board 

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose
Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)
Skate board by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Guy From Skate Board Fail 

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!
Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say

skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye
yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye


the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy for people or are unfamiliar with bill nye he is a scientist who had is own tv show it was verry popular in the 90s
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states
yo dude i pulled a skate board to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

Skate-Boar 

The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs
The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.
Skate-Boar by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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