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Blunt Monday occurs on the first day of every work week. It is a form of relaxation from the first day back at work after the weekend. Also, it reduces stress from the thought of the next four days of work most people must endure. Blunt Monday is meant to be a social event and occurs after all necessary responsibilities have been completed for the day. The rules of Blunt Monday are:

1. Marijuana must be torn apart and rolled into a tobacco leaf to take the form of a cylinder similar in size of a cigarette or cigar and then should be lit on fire and smoked.

In simpler terms, "It's Monday, smoke a blunt"
Aww man, mondays are the worst. Atleast we're smoking a blunt tonight. Blunt Mondays are the best.
by Branson420 February 08, 2011

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